Don't Be Mad At Me

19 Lie 2021
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  • I used to stand 🤮

    super ninjasuper ninjaPrieš 15 minučių
  • Stand and fold. The superior method. Charlie teleports to the sink afterwards apparently and doesn't just, you know...stand anyway to get off the toilet.

    R BeeR BeePrieš 31 minutę
  • I wonder if there’s some womens that place toilet paper on the ground and does the splits on top of it and starts moving their ass back and forth in a nonsexual manner.

    IncoolnitoIncoolnitoPrieš val
  • Im a sitting down front wiper

    CrhysCrhysPrieš val
  • Ayy. I just stand on the toilet pot seat and squat. Much more efficient. The poop just plops put quickly and I'm out of there within in 7 mins. Very efficient.

    Avatar:The Last AirbenderAvatar:The Last AirbenderPrieš val
  • just converted to a sitter

    GoonglabGoonglabPrieš val
  • Why'd I think this was gonna be serious

    ashleeashleePrieš 2 val
  • I heard there are also those people poking their finger through toilet paper and wiping their finger through their crack, then wiping it all with that sheet of toilet paper where their finger is poked through. Whatefuck guys.

    HubertHubertPrieš 2 val
  • Wouldnt sitting to wipe add an extra step of leaning when your standing you just throw away the toilet paper and wash your hands if your sitting you lean to wipe throw away the toilet paper then stand up and to wash your hands. Standing to wipe dosent add another step it does something you were already gonna do in the procces.

    PolyeticPolyeticPrieš 3 val
  • i dont wipe i use water

    Калоян ВладимировКалоян ВладимировPrieš 5 val
  • I'm eating and i chosen to watch one video, it was u talking abt 2 girls 1 cup (which i didn't knew exist) then disgusted I came here and now u talk abt ass whipping , I think I should just watch a movie...

    Doctor.SDoctor.SPrieš 9 val
  • Indian bathroom style is best for wiping out ur ass,we use water too it's good and clean.i find it weird when Americans do it only with water?like tf it doesn't smell?

    Fazal ShaikFazal ShaikPrieš 12 val
  • I'm a sitting wiper and I literally 100% agree with Charlie here.

    SHEEPinatorSHEEPinatorPrieš 13 val
  • Sorry Charlie. I couldn't make past 4:14 .. Just too much for me... But damn... I wonder if even washers have different techniques just like wipers

    Black WrathBlack WrathPrieš 13 val
  • Is it not normal to go back to front? I've tried front to back and it feels really awkward, but I'll still do it a couple times when I'm finishing up to make sure everything is clean.

    Michael -Michael -Prieš 15 val
  • My mum stands, I sit, my dad doesn’t wipe... I shit you not

    Ozthewizard 1Ozthewizard 1Prieš 15 val
  • When you’re very tall your legs are too long so you can’t comfortably lean forward like you charlie

    BrainwaterBrainwaterPrieš 16 val
  • If u get in the right shitting/squat position you almost never have to wipe. This pretty much means u have to shit in the wilderness to achieve this level of enlightenment.

    youtube dudeyoutube dudePrieš 16 val
  • We’ve been doing it the hard way because training on hard mode is extra chad

    Itz_Nick _PlayzItz_Nick _PlayzPrieš 17 val
  • I use a kitchen dish hose attached to my toilet plumbing to spray it clean.

    Chunkman CheeseChunkman CheesePrieš 17 val
  • Same shit different today

    Asian on the insideAsian on the insidePrieš 18 val
  • So what I got from this video is that sitting wipers are actually leaning wipers

    Chadnik LovehandChadnik LovehandPrieš 18 val
  • i stand up bend all the way down, spread my cheeks wide, then wipe back to front. if you wipe sitting, and you dont spread your cheeks far enuf then i dont think your getting a very thorough clean

    Q*bert .Q*bert .Prieš 20 val
  • I think its time for me to unsub. Fuck sitting wipers

    dsm_angeldsm_angelPrieš 20 val
  • I'm too fat to wipe sitting down. And I don't want to touch the seat. Plus I wanna see how much I was able to wipe with each wipe. So standing wipe all the way

    VolkZ08VolkZ08Prieš 20 val
  • Bidet is superior

    Mohamed MizyanMohamed MizyanPrieš 20 val
  • Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

    MoneyKiller1stMoneyKiller1stPrieš 21 val
  • People who get grossed out by “I don’t want my hand in the toilet bowl” fail to remember they’re already putting their hand on their shithole

    Big SmokeBig SmokePrieš 22 val
  • At last ! An ass video worthy of sharing to my friends on warband ... (where I deliver more ass shots than anyone) Those Assmeals are going to get this video enmass... Pestage !

    d0nKsTaHd0nKsTaHPrieš 22 val
  • You guys wipe?

    Jill GJill GPrieš 22 val
  • I wouldn't get mad at u if you didn't go and attack me God dang So rude

    MinecraftgunsMinecraftgunsPrieš 22 val
  • i too sit wipe

    yourasianchumyourasianchumPrieš 23 val
  • I’m a stand wiper

    Big ChungusBig ChungusPrieš 23 val
    • But as a child I was a sit wiper

      Big ChungusBig ChungusPrieš 23 val
  • I already went through all this shit when h3 was in his wipe crusade

    Big ChungusBig ChungusPrieš 23 val
  • If you go back to front, your bits are nastier than a neckbeard den. You'll give anyone going near there dysentery.

    Isia AdielIsia AdielPrieš 23 val
  • Its weird that this is a debate to me but at the same time I've thought about it and actually. When I was a small kid I was a stander, now im a sitter unless special circumstances like just to be real real safe or im not touching this nasty seat

    John StewartJohn StewartPrieš 23 val
  • Something else thats controversial is how you like your steak cooked

    InfallibleInfalliblePrieš dieną
  • I bidet standing up.

    Dan ShenDan ShenPrieš dieną
  • Paper? I use the forbidden toilet brush to clean myself

    localmemebuddylocalmemebuddyPrieš dieną
  • My dad taught me how to wipe mwahahahaha

    Gorgonzola CheeseGorgonzola CheesePrieš dieną
  • Folding toilet paper before wiping is like folding clothes and tossing them in mud, I’m a wadder, i use 5 squares per wipe, I imagine folders use 20+ squares, also bidets are ass power washers, designed for constant swamp ass folks

    NickelodeonNickelodeonPrieš dieną
  • ffs, i cant belive that people stand wipe lmao

    He XYHe XYPrieš dieną
  • Don’t get me wrong, I’m very fond of American culture. But I’ll be forever grateful for not being raised to deal with wiping with toilet paper. Like wiping sounds so Unhygienic. And you’re putting your hand near your butt, do you get shit in your hand? Doesn’t make sense

    I23I23Prieš dieną
    • you wash your hands

      ashleeashleePrieš 2 val
  • Truly disgusting, that some people would do such a horrible thing.

    s i ds i dPrieš dieną
  • I wipe both while sitting and while standing, I do the sitting first then the standing wiping, then I wash

    JuggernautXJuggernautXPrieš dieną
  • Allow me to educate you all as to why back to front sitting is the best method. Standing closes your booty cheeks, so we can rule out that method as all it does is make it more difficult. Sitting improves your stamina for longer wipes. Front to back requires more effort to reach to the hole, and is really ineffective. Back to front allows easier access to the hole, and more thorough cleaning. The only downside to sitting back to front wiping is that you do have to reach partially into the bowl, and keep your junk (assuming you have it) out of the way. However, assuming you're not 400 pounds, and don't have 6 ft long arms your hands should not come even remotely close to the toilet water, and you should have very easy access to your hole and surrounding area without your hand touching the toilet itself. TL:DR back to front are martyrs.

    Bill Gates is in my bussyBill Gates is in my bussyPrieš dieną
  • As a recovering stand wiper I can confirm that sitting is the optimal Speedrun route

    Scott PhillipsScott PhillipsPrieš dieną
  • Well I gotta confess to something really fucken weird I'm a standing wiper but the catch is I've been using baby wipes my entire life... its surprisingly great actually

    AnthivityAnthivityPrieš dieną
  • I wash

    魂のない魂のないPrieš dieną
  • Sponge on a power drill.

    Hayley HemholtzHayley HemholtzPrieš dieną
  • I prefer the sweep method personally. You start with front to back and finish with one back to front wipe.

    Jancarlo AnguianoJancarlo AnguianoPrieš dieną
  • Use your bear hands obviously 👐

    Booty ThunderBooty ThunderPrieš dieną
  • Wow I can't be the only one who wipes back to front

    Mateja StoiljkovicMateja StoiljkovicPrieš dieną
  • Wiping?

    BarryBarryPrieš dieną
  • I don't think that you are taking into account that everybody is shaped differently. Not everyone is 5 foot 6, 125 pounds which would allow them to lean forward with little to no effort and have their ass spread enough to clean (aka "cr1tikal potty privilege"). Some motha' fuccaz' got layers that may need liftin', some may have ass cracks that start mid back. Hell I've even heard of people who literally squat on top of the bowel with their feet on the seat due to the shortness of the legs! All I'm saying is we all "built different".

    In the PinesIn the PinesPrieš dieną
  • when i was little i just crumpled the toilet paper into a ball and just rammed it up there and took it out until my mum told me the normal way.

    GingerneerGingerneerPrieš dieną
  • The combo is the best, start sitting and then give it a stand for a cleaner final product

    CudaCudaPrieš dieną
  • Peasants! You shall never know true hygiene, unless you turn to the grace of the bidet.

    IsaelchoIsaelchoPrieš dieną
  • Just use a bidet guys, bronze age is over

    GarrafGarrafPrieš dieną
  • I am not mad at you(:

    NesevingeNesevingePrieš dieną
  • use water, everything inferior to water. before you say shit like "not everyone has a bidet" most of the population in my country just uses a hose

    Dork PoolDork PoolPrieš dieną
  • I am watching this while taking a shit. As a stander

    A1 SaucyBoiA1 SaucyBoiPrieš dieną
  • Glad to know Charlie uses the superior methods of wiping

    Aaron DAaron DPrieš dieną
  • I’m gonna call it now, I’m not mad.

    Salamander 694Salamander 694Prieš dieną
  • This is the content I signed up for

    Cassie MiddlebrookCassie MiddlebrookPrieš dieną
  • imagine wiping your ass instead of directly washing it -this post was made by the bidet ganag

    L FL FPrieš dieną
  • How the hell is someone wiping back to front?!! The risk of getting shit on your hand is way too high with that technique

    EventerminatorEventerminatorPrieš dieną
  • Bruh

    UV BlackLightUV BlackLightPrieš dieną
  • I remember Ludwig doing a poll on sittting vs standing up wipers lol

    Mishkata BgMishkata BgPrieš dieną
  • Andre the giant would shit in a bathtub cause no toilet could take his ass and let the shower run after he was done when he was traveling in hotels. Imagine his dilemma for not having a good angle if he wasn't a stander 😬

    Ryan GRyan GPrieš dieną
  • Standing gang, way easier in stalls and obviously superior outdoors. My toilet is also tall enough that your basically standing already

    legendary Super Sayajin 3 DemonGod of Destructionlegendary Super Sayajin 3 DemonGod of DestructionPrieš dieną
  • As a standing wiper, another thing that sucks is that if your at a convenience store the sensor keeps flushing the toilet while your still wiping. This video makes a man think 🤔

    Ryan GRyan GPrieš dieną
  • im mad at you

    soulmunchersoulmuncherPrieš dieną
  • We had this convo at work a couple years ago and only me and one other guy did the standing wipe out of like 20 of us. It was a real eye opener. We were never looked at the same after that.

    balogna banditbalogna banditPrieš dieną
  • I used to be a standing wiper when I was younger, but I forgot to lock the door, and my brother accidentally opened it on me, and from then on I sat to wipe.

    Noah Ashford the Italian astronautNoah Ashford the Italian astronautPrieš dieną
  • You just stand and wipe wrong. Standing wiping is the same as sitting where you lean forward, except you lean so far forward that you lift off the toilet seat and end up just bending forward/squatting. We don't stand straight and clench our cheeks together smh

    TheSonicFan4TheSonicFan4Prieš dieną
  • Unironically I'm on the toilet

    alexd085alexd085Prieš dieną
  • I’m a stand up inward wiper 😈

    matt Matt mattmatt Matt mattPrieš dieną
  • i don't wipe, i wash

    shroomimiishroomimiiPrieš dieną
  • I can't believe there are people who doesn't wash their ass

    Yaula YaridhYaula YaridhPrieš dieną
  • Ksi wipes standing up, video: trying expensive food be cheap food (sidemen video) at 41:48

    HomableHomablePrieš dieną
  • Standing wipers have no clean asses

    FullOfSkillFullOfSkillPrieš dieną
  • Imagine that video content on a female LTsoft channel 🤣

    FullOfSkillFullOfSkillPrieš dieną
  • Holy shit

    FullOfSkillFullOfSkillPrieš dieną
  • when you stand up to wipe, dont yous squeeze your cheeks together? which makes the poop just go everywhere?

    KevinKevinPrieš dieną
  • But--i do have long arms...

    BombbasticBombbasticPrieš dieną
  • As an Asian, just wash it down with soap and water

    TIME GOTIME GOPrieš dieną
  • How does sitting and wiping even work? What's the technigue?

    SublimeSublimePrieš dieną
  • Imagine wiping your arse instead of using a bidet. Heathens.

    SlopSlopPrieš dieną
  • Apparently im a sociopath. But after doing it this way since childhood, it feels wrong to do it the other way, and also..uncomfortable? Like petting the cat the wrong direction

    silverissssilverisssPrieš dieną
  • I stand when I wipe. I like doing it. Its more comfortable to me.

    StarphStarphPrieš dieną
  • i sorta squat when i wipe.

    Vasily MarkovitchVasily MarkovitchPrieš dieną
  • Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing,

    Benjamin MacDonaldBenjamin MacDonaldPrieš dieną
  • Personally I do both, when I'm done i wipe sitting, back to front to get most the "chunk" out then i stand up and wipe front to back to get the remainder

    gueroloco209gueroloco209Prieš dieną
  • Back to front are menaces to society

    Rob loRob loPrieš dieną
  • i lean forward and put my feet up like xqc when he plays games

    SoratronSoratronPrieš dieną
  • Y’all guys are bunch of weirdos using paper to wipe , instead of actual water . Like toilet paper doesn’t take off all the shit some will stick and solidate

    SkuboiSkuboiPrieš dieną
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