Moist Meter | Black Widow

9 Lie 2021
737 533 Peržiūros

Get a free trial of Amazon Music:

Black Widow (2021 Action / Adventure Movie), starring Scarlett Johansson, Florence Pugh and directed by Cate Shortland as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.

Moist Meter Scientists:



Intro Voice:

  • I thought the movie wasnt bad. The only problem i really had was how indestructible they were. Like literally getting their bodies MANGLED but just walking away like its nothing. They aren't Captain America lol

    taz200032taz200032Prieš val
  • the final bit in this movie was really stupid

    Thomas RennieThomas RenniePrieš 3 val
  • dont know where else to comment this but why the hell is it that hollywood actresses are always hot when playing characters or looking semi normal/casual and then you look up the actress and they look like ass because theyre all caked up with weird hair and a fancy dress on the hollywood carpet. is it just me who thinks they look 15 times worse when they dress like that vs when they dress like any other woman on the street.

    TxkagiTxkagiPrieš 4 val
  • This film should have been released in the same slot as captain marvel, and captain marvel should have released in this slot. The reveal of her rescuing Iron man and nebula would have been more exciting and black widow’s death would have had more impact following the stand-alone film’s release

    MiscellaneoMiscellaneoPrieš 8 val
  • I mean if you haven't watched endgame (its possible) you could watch this before and it might have some substance.

    Shawn MarcumShawn MarcumPrieš 8 val
  • Marvel went full woke, I have washed my hands of it all

    Don SoloDon SoloPrieš 9 val
  • SPOILER KINDA: Would’ve been a better movie if it was about the original mission of “killing the main bad guy. I forgot his name. SPOILER!

    Pardon MaFrenchPardon MaFrenchPrieš dieną
  • I couldnt help but be upset thinking about how much more meaningful endgame would have been if we had gotten this story beforehand. from what I heard Feige wanted to do this movie long before but a certain someone involved would not sign off.

    Moldy ZucchinisMoldy ZucchinisPrieš dieną
  • Moist Meter for Loki season 1?

    Carter KlottCarter KlottPrieš dieną
  • I just don’t like the damn movie because of politics. *sigh* it seems everything nowadays once 2020 started has to have politics involved this movie is no exception either it has so many feminist messages throughout at least I can trust penguinz opinions.

    AizawaAizawaPrieš dieną
  • Black window

    Victory NnamdiVictory NnamdiPrieš dieną

    3939Prieš dieną
  • Wow I already forgot it existed

    Crowded CroutonCrowded CroutonPrieš dieną
  • When Yelena was visiting Natasha's grave, I was like 'wtf how did she die? maybe they will show it in a sequel?'. Then I remembered she jumped off a cliff to save the world from a grape monster. Natasha's death was greatly overshadowed by that of Tony. Her death would've had a better impact on fans if it had been released right after civil war. Also, let's not talk much about the taskmaster. From the trailer, I thought 'he' would've been a good villain. But, uhhhhhhhhhh... yeah. Alexei was Natasha's husband in the comics but whatever, I liked his character. Nobody really cares about the mom. Yelena was used really well in the movie considering that the movie is mainly based on her sister. She was probably the best character in the movie and I'm pretty sure I'm speaking for many other people too. The post-credits scene confirm that she will be a part of at least 1 other movie in the MCU. So, apart from introducing Yelena into the MCU, I don't see the movie serving any other good purpose. Natasha and her backstory had great potential but was not utilized properly. I give it a solid 6.8252415/10.

    Avinash VenugopalAvinash VenugopalPrieš dieną
  • This movie had an interesting opening. Then we get this absolutely magnificent, black ops esque opening credits sequence. I’m hyped, I think I’m about to get a really cool spy thriller… Then it just goes down from there and becomes a generic and mediocre marvel movie. Good performances from the main 4 actors especially Florence Pugh, who was easily the best part of the movie. But not enough plot, action or emotional Investment to make the film worth watching outside of marathoning all the marvel movies. Shame really, if this was a gritty and grounded spy film about Natasha defecting and/or the Budapest mission it could have been a stand out film in the marvel catalog.

    Declan FeeneyDeclan FeeneyPrieš dieną
  • on another note, Charlie using they for task master makes me very happy

    Milk BeanzMilk BeanzPrieš dieną
  • I agree with everything you said except the fact that it would have no future impact on the MCU, (spoiler) first they introduced red guardian who could be a character that has cameos in future movies or shows, second Yelena was tasked with taking out Clint Barton by Valentina the same lady who recruited John Walker as the U.S Agent, and when the haykeye show releases Yelena will more than likely be in it. And if Valentina is recruiting people we could a New Avengers team.

    Joberto de la RosaJoberto de la RosaPrieš dieną
  • My problem with this movie is that you could see in Scarjo's face that she didn't really feel like being in this movie.

    Winsas BroWinsas BroPrieš dieną
  • i hope this doesn’t piss me off

    Sammy KapoorSammy KapoorPrieš dieną
  • Task Master was the only thing I think was awful about this movie

    TheDinoFighter TheDinoFighterTheDinoFighter TheDinoFighterPrieš 2 dienas
  • charlie could rip a film apart completely, just tear into it for an hour and STILL give it at least 60%. i don't think i've ever seen a rating under 60% so a 70% must be awful.

    Concerned Father 123Concerned Father 123Prieš 2 dienas
  • This movies main problem is trying to make it an origin story and a "what happed during Civil War." If they focused on just one aspect the movie woulda been better

    DomCM01DomCM01Prieš 2 dienas
  • Should have been released after civil war and before Infinity War like when the movie takes place lol. Or they could have done a miniseries on Disney Plus exploring her past

    Larry Smith JrLarry Smith JrPrieš 2 dienas
  • Florence Pugh is the only reason i can drag myself to the end of this movie

    Freaking RogerZFreaking RogerZPrieš 2 dienas
  • Technically, there is no reason for any movie.

    Max BlondeMax BlondePrieš 2 dienas
  • i guess if you were to watch the mcu you could put the viewing order differently to squeeze this one in there and have it make black widows' arc impactful by the end and not feel like the movie is meaningless? idk.

    Carlos GortarizCarlos GortarizPrieš 2 dienas
  • the movie is a good concept, and it was executed fairly well, it just should’ve been released before endgame

    AkaLxndonAkaLxndonPrieš 2 dienas
  • I still want an actual black widow movie based on her backstory where she is actually young and is based on her time in the red room

    Me Likey DatMe Likey DatPrieš 2 dienas
  • Only thing that I didn’t really like was the super fast scenes like it’s switching angels nonstop

    Idk ___Idk ___Prieš 2 dienas
  • I believe the reason it didn't come out earlier is because the previous year of the MCU was against making movies with female leads.

    Rhett HendersonRhett HendersonPrieš 2 dienas
    • head not year

      Rhett HendersonRhett HendersonPrieš 2 dienas
  • Amazing

    Jacob WeigelJacob WeigelPrieš 2 dienas
  • This specific version of Black Widow should've come out after Infinity War, instead of Antman and the Wasp. Realistically a Black Widow movie should've come out way before that though.

    unchartedchartzunchartedchartzPrieš 2 dienas
  • Best part was my pp getting the gawk gawk 9000 while watching it

    [insert] calamity[insert] calamityPrieš 2 dienas
  • did black widow exchange faces with yelena with the face incision thing? that's why she had white hair after the event. i heard that in a film theory, is it true?

    imBukyimBukyPrieš 2 dienas
  • I arrived to the theater 15 minutes late and I’ve heard a lot about this intro being good lmao

    KaliKaliPrieš 2 dienas
    • It sets up the movie as a gritty spy thriller about female assassins with this really dope opening credits sequence that feels straight out of Black ops. But the movie just becomes an uninteresting and generic marvel movie

      Declan FeeneyDeclan FeeneyPrieš dieną
  • This movie just got lost in the shuffle

    Calvin BoucherCalvin BoucherPrieš 3 dienas
  • I wish they'd stop with the face disguise thing. They literally just go "oh hey you invited me into your place but oh boy i was actually someone else in disguise for 5 minutes. Got you!"

    Jay MyrtleJay MyrtlePrieš 3 dienas
  • Taskmaster is supposed to talk shit and crack jokes, her being silent in the movie ruined that whole ark for me

    Nocturnal CitrusNocturnal CitrusPrieš 3 dienas
  • It sucked. The character deserves more than this pile of shit.

    the gaming onethe gaming onePrieš 3 dienas
  • I enjoyed it but Black Widow was done real dirty by Marvel for years...her backstory is great and she deserved better. Also Taskmaster was so disappointing.

    not your mumnot your mumPrieš 3 dienas
  • The face plant on the desk lost it for me.

    Imagawa RacingImagawa RacingPrieš 3 dienas
  • “Grounded in reality”

    Michał AndrzejczakMichał AndrzejczakPrieš 3 dienas
  • However David Harbor made the film good

    Iosif DzhugashviliIosif DzhugashviliPrieš 3 dienas
  • I expected the Moist Meter to be harsher, but nice nonetheless.

    GargoyleGargoylePrieš 3 dienas
  • Imagine if taskmaster had lines or emotions or a character at all instead of being a brain dead mind controlled girl

    Micah HaneyMicah HaneyPrieš 3 dienas
  • With Loki they introduced the marvel multiverse so I think this movie has some weight and black widow might re appear at some point

    bb bbbb bbPrieš 3 dienas
  • When Taskmaster is a more fleshed out character in his side missions in Spider-Man PS4, you know you Marvel Studios ducked up the character. I expected more great versions after that game but we ended up with a punching bag in the Avengers game and a Winter Soldier-rip off in this film.

    The Mad TitanThe Mad TitanPrieš 3 dienas
  • How the fuck space jam get 25 but crack widow get 70

    LexeComplexeLexeComplexePrieš 3 dienas
  • this movie gives me flashback to when they actually made movies and not some episode where our theories are proven wrong every week

    Aiden NeumannAiden NeumannPrieš 3 dienas
  • I was a little disappointed with where they went with Taskmaster's character in this movie. They weren't as an impactful character as they shoulda been. he's supposed to be this badass that should be able to put Cap on the defensive. Instead they felt...."weak" I don't mean that as they weren't strong they just shoulda been more of a challege.

    George AschenbeckGeorge AschenbeckPrieš 4 dienas
  • The main villain in this movie is like the ugly bastard in hentai 🤣

    Sho BrownSho BrownPrieš 4 dienas
  • The end of the mcu is coming

    • @DEBU SINHA fiesta flop and dumb 3 shows that are 3movies with 70%of filler

    • cant wait to witness it with my own eyes

      DEBU SINHADEBU SINHAPrieš 2 dienas
  • To me, the movie served two purposes. First, we learn how Black Widow got herself “out of the red” - how she “paid her debt” to society. Now that thousands of widow operatives have free will, she is “set free” and thus sports the blonde look instead of her traditional “in the red” locks. Second, and more financially important, Disney can spin this off to a small screen series to increase their revenue. That’s just my take. What do you think?

    Vincent ClaytonVincent ClaytonPrieš 4 dienas
  • They ruined every single conflict by having Natasha be the one fighting, cause we immediately knew she would win and suspense was lost. The smarter decision wouldve been to have her parents fight or her sister fight the main bad guys. Or maybe, just didnt do this whole lost family thing and went with an origin story focused on Budapest, cause it wouldve been 10 times better.

    Buzzy BooBuzzy BooPrieš 4 dienas
  • I liked it but I agree it should have come out sooner, and I think had they done that as well as maintaining the atmosphere of the opening sequence & credits the whole movie would have been better

    Griffin CrumpGriffin CrumpPrieš 4 dienas
  • Nominee for worst Marvel movie.

    T4LT4LPrieš 4 dienas
  • Charlie: they had anime intro, cool The intro: literally human trafficking and them getting their brains washed

    Emmanuel ChannelEmmanuel ChannelPrieš 4 dienas
  • The Budapest Limited

    pickle tartspickle tartsPrieš 4 dienas
  • I guess the only reason I enjoyed the movie was because I forgot she died in Endgame

    Sreeni KSreeni KPrieš 4 dienas
  • MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Quick little rewrite based on what I thought was going to be the plot and ultimately how I thought it could be stronger. It's a fine film as is. These are just my ideas. Taskmaster is the main villain for wanting revenge and is currently running The Red Room utilizing the tech to copy the greatest fighters moves and teaching them to the widows making them even more dangerous. Due to the tech, have her be the only one to use all of the styles at once and mixing them. Tasky's dad is long dead, but his influence is still strong on both Nat and Tasky as he made them. Flashbacks to Nat's time in the Red Room and have her regret at Yelena having to go through it be her main motivation for finally shutting it down. Turn up the family dysfunction a bit more but shorten it up. Keep it concise. Show them actually planning the infiltration of the Red Room instead of showing us after it happens. It just felt awkward to me. But Give me an actual Taskmaster vs Red Guardian fight!!! Make him back down to retreat and need the help of his "family" to take her down. Ultimately it would end with both Nat having to throw herself and Taskmaster off the collapsing Red Room as the family can't quite keep up. Mirrors her sacrifice in Endgame. This gives us the aerial fight and landing where Taskmaster's suit is heavily damaged giving Nat a fairish fight. She finishes it with her signature throw where Taskmaster's mask finally falls off and Nat can't finish the kill once the reveal is made. Thunderbolt Ross arrests both of them. Nat eventually escapes and Taskmaster is now used to train Ross's Thunderbolts or other organizations mirroring her role in the comics. Finish.

    brokenstix14brokenstix14Prieš 4 dienas
  • It had a svu vibe at the start especially with the cargo thingy

    Dasani p.w.Dasani p.w.Prieš 4 dienas
  • I think Charlie is one of those people who leave the movie theatre once the credits roll. He didn’t watch the end credit scene 😂

    FarruFRFarruFRPrieš 4 dienas
  • If there was one definition for this movie it would be Ultra Average

    The SentryThe SentryPrieš 4 dienas
  • I was supposed to watch this on premiere night but both my friends wanted to watch escape room 2 so we watched that. Neither were that good

    The anime slayerThe anime slayerPrieš 4 dienas
  • Action wise, what I really didn't like is that some hits and falls looked like hurting a lot even for superheroes with powers, but Widow didn't have a scratch never and some scenes cut to hear walking perfectly normal, no damage taken, like wtf i get it but at least make her stumble a little....

    Andrés KsnvAndrés KsnvPrieš 4 dienas
  • Charlie moves his lips so little and weird while talking that i thought the audio wasnt in sync with the video 😅

    Ginger BakerGinger BakerPrieš 5 dienų
  • I feel like it’s less a black widow movie and more a yelena movie

    Derpy Puppy StudiosDerpy Puppy StudiosPrieš 5 dienų
  • What happened to Tony stark in the movie?

    DeepfriedewoksDeepfriedewoksPrieš 5 dienų
  • Decent movie. Pretty mid tier. Thought the taskmaster action scenes were fantastic and that she was a real standout at least action wise. But I do wish they used her more and hopefully they will in the future seeing that she survived the movie. New black widow is also very likeable and surprisingly I’m actually excited to see her in future movies and in the Hawkeye show.

    Chris ThayerChris ThayerPrieš 5 dienų
  • Dude the opening with smells like teen spirit gave me goosebumps everywhere lol. I loved that part

    Shocking LucasShocking LucasPrieš 5 dienų
    • @Declan Feeney yea it was amazing

      Shocking LucasShocking LucasPrieš dieną
    • That was easily the best part of the movie. I wish the whole movie carried that tone and was about Black widow defecting and/or the Budapest mission

      Declan FeeneyDeclan FeeneyPrieš dieną
  • Don't forget about the end credits scene which will definitely pay homage and attribute a lot to the Hawkeye movie.

    theearthboundmotherguytheearthboundmotherguyPrieš 5 dienų
  • I thought that this version of taskmaster was fine, every scene she was in she was pretty much kickin asscheeks hopefully she comes back at some point and isn’t just a one time thing

    Little ShrimpingLittle ShrimpingPrieš 5 dienų
  • Imagine if that after credit scene was in a movie that came out 8 years ago

    Dyllan DumontDyllan DumontPrieš 5 dienų
  • They are damaging my favorite characters, first thor then tony then black widow and now loki 😭😭😭just stop

    laufeylaufeyPrieš 5 dienų
  • I was really bummed with the Task Master reveal. So stupid. So disappointing.

    ElijahElijahPrieš 5 dienų
  • Two and half hours to explain a costume change.

    Jonathan StarkJonathan StarkPrieš 5 dienų
  • I personally like the timing of the movie coming out because 1. I missed seeing her on screen so it was nice to go into a theater after all this covid stuff and enjoy this movie that I've been waiting for for so long and 2. This movie definitely set some wheels in motion, already with the Hawkeye show thats coming to Disney+ (post credit scene) and hopefully in the future they can bring back Taskmaster in a waaaaaay better light

    CinderhellaCinderhellaPrieš 5 dienų
  • I feel like this movie would have had more weight if there was more exposition on her life as an assassin so we could learn about the other widows and how they are trained and indoctrinated into becoming assassin's.

    normal guynormal guyPrieš 5 dienų
  • They really should have had this movie come out after iron man 2. I have zero interest in watching it since I already know the fate of Black Widow.

    Matt EmmMatt EmmPrieš 5 dienų
  • That was an impressive take. Got my sub

    David NDavid NPrieš 5 dienų
  • I honestly love how dark the opening credits are. I’m so glad they didn’t sugarcote the red room

    Flaying_ChikenFlaying_ChikenPrieš 5 dienų
  • I can't believe fucking Ghost was a more compelling villain than Taskmaster lmaoooo

    Joey WJoey WPrieš 5 dienų
  • It was lazier than a Bond film.

    Adrian SelderAdrian SelderPrieš 6 dienų
  • The smell like teen spirit intro was the worst part

    dakenLoLdakenLoLPrieš 6 dienų
  • I just think if they wanted taskmaster they shouldve had him similar to tbe original/comic version because that character is badass unlike this one who completely fails everytime they find natasha and yalene for example the part in the subway.

    Brandon MatthewsBrandon MatthewsPrieš 6 dienų
  • i wished they made this movie darker and slower paced like Logan

    PillowmasterPillowmasterPrieš 6 dienų
  • It's actually shit riddled with plot holes from lazy writing

    NoobMaster69NoobMaster69Prieš 6 dienų
  • Taskmaster was the only part I was looking forward too Bc if the comics and the fucked it up

    jabninja 25jabninja 25Prieš 6 dienų
  • It wasn't a movie for Scarlett Johansson. It was for Florence Pugh. She is the new Black Widow. I just wished they would have had Hawk Eye in there and more about Budapest. Not a single scene with Natasha sitting in a car.

    DPSFSUDPSFSUPrieš 6 dienų
  • I really miss the time when i had only seen the trailer and tought taskmaster was the main villain with cool voice, personality and you know that he is actually GUY

    Matias PääskynenMatias PääskynenPrieš 6 dienų
  • It was a pointless movie. The only thing that moves the mcu forward is the end credit scene. It's barely better than captain marvel

    Arthur GhereArthur GherePrieš 6 dienų
  • This is setting up Dark Avengers/ Thunderbolts and I’m so hyped.

    PJ PLAYZ 08PJ PLAYZ 08Prieš 6 dienų
  • Taskmaster was honestly better in the ultimate spider man show than this movie

    Duckhunter711Duckhunter711Prieš 6 dienų
  • Natasha's durability is on par with Captain's America

    Just that Random dudeJust that Random dudePrieš 6 dienų
  • Black widow should’ve been released at the time captain marvel was released

    Alexis LopezAlexis LopezPrieš 6 dienų
  • 7/10 is pretty solid rating. The only reason I enjoyed this movie a shit ton is because it was the first time going to the theater for me since covid started. And I went to one of those big dolby imax "experience" and it was fun

    Omens KKOmens KKPrieš 6 dienų
  • David Harper is also in russia in stranger things

    Japhet SarsonasJaphet SarsonasPrieš 6 dienų
  • thankfully for me I forgot she died through the entire movie and only remembered after the credits scene.

    Connor BlainConnor BlainPrieš 6 dienų
  • This is very off topic but I’m sad Chadwick isn’t here to make black panther 2 and other movies

    Sexy ShrekkSexy ShrekkPrieš 6 dienų
  • The post credit scene is setting up for Hawkeye's antagonist. It was building her sister's story as well. So you know why she does what she does in Hawkeye. And who hired her to do so. It's also sort of tied to Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Which you need to finish for the ending to make sense.

    Azaria HawthorneAzaria HawthornePrieš 6 dienų